"HAVE YOU EVER" hour

  • Okay anons, this is your chance.
  • 1. had sex?
  • 2. bought condoms?
  • 3. gotten pregnant?
  • 4. failed a class?
  • 5. kissed a boy?
  • 6. kissed a girl?
  • 7. had a job?
  • 8. left the house without my wallet?
  • 9. bullied someone on the internet?
  • 10. sexted?
  • 11. had sex in public?
  • 12. smoked weed?
  • 13. smoked cigarettes?
  • 14. smoked a cigar?
  • 15. drank alcohol?
  • 16. been to a wedding?
  • 17. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
  • 18. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
  • 19. been late for school?
  • 20. kissed in the rain?
  • 21. showered with someone else?
  • 22. been outside my home country?
  • 23. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
  • 24. had lice?
  • 25. gotten my heart broken?
  • 26. had a credit card?
  • 27. been to a professional sports game?
  • 28. broken a bone?
  • 29. been unhappy about my weight?
  • 30. won a trophy?
  • 31. cut myself?
  • 32. been on a diet?
  • 33. rode in a taxi?
  • 34. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
  • 35. been to a concert?
  • 36. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
  • 37. had braces?
  • 38. wore make up?
  • 39. lost my virginity before I was 16?
  • 40. kissed someone a different race than myself?
  • 41. Snuck out of the house?
  • 42. had oral sex?
  • 43. dyed my hair?
  • 44. met someone famous?
  • 45. been on vacation?
  • 46. been on a boat?
  • 47. been on an airplane?
  • 48. prank called someone?
  • 49. taken a pregnancy test?
  • 50. been suspended from school?

everyone else is doing it, so;

how did puberty affect me, tumblr?

ackergay:

Jean’s adventure being Eren’s (and Levi’s) roommate continues.

Part 1

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sailorbeefcake:

pupapancakes:

hallowedhorrors:

mizushimo:

hallowedhorrors:

mistress-kailynn:

THANK YOU

NAH, SON.This chart is incorrect, incomplete, and appears to be kind of biased. Allow me to make some amendments.
Karkat tried to get Equius to kill Eridan and subdue/kill Gamzee (for the good of the group), and if we’re counting violence on animals, killed and ate hummingbirds on LOFAF. Has to duel his lusus regularly, is the one who ran the program responsible for the death of the groups’ lusii and that whole curse thing.
Aradia tricked Sollux into developing, distributing, and playing SGRUB, knowing that it would result in the annihilation of their planet/species and the deaths of several of their friends.
Tavros letting Vriska bleed out wasn’t an act of violence, he was just losing his shit over the situation and ran (flew) off.
Sollux tried to kill Eridan (for the good of the group) and dueled him prior to that, which we can assume included attempts to cause injury. His program didn’t kill ALL lusii, just their group’s, but did also curse them all. Is the one who ‘created’ and distributed SGRUB, but he was under the impression that they’d be preventing the apocalypse. Also had to duel his lusus regularly.
Nepeta didn’t kill fauna for the express purpose of painting, but rather, kills them for food and I think also sport/paint.
Kanaya drank Sollux’s blood too. Her killing Eridan was debatably an act of revenge, she punted Gamzee off a cliff by his junk, and later intended to kill him. Cut off Tavros’ legs w/o his consent (so that they could be replaced).
Terezi sent Scratch after Vriska, causing her to lose an eye and arm, and was going to maim/kill Gamzee in retribution for his abusing her. Does not use her blindness as an excuse to murder.
Vriska killed her lusus, can be held partially responsible for Aurthour’s, as well as any Eridan took from their FLARP sessions for Gl’bgolyb. Prompted Equius to make doomsday device(s) for Eridan.
Equius wasn’t responsible for Nepeta’s death, but could arguably be held accountable for accidental injuries he caused his lusus and partially responsible for Spidermom’s death, since he built the doomsday device that fell and crushed her.
Creating Tavrisprite isn’t really an act of violence in and of itself. Gamzee at least partially orchestrated the ruin of the kids’ session and subsequently that of their own. Is an abusive partner towards Terezi, but may have been being compelled by Aranea to behave as such.
Eridan killed trolls during FLARP with Vriska and/or can be considered co-murderer for the deaths of those Vriska fed to Spidermom. Dueled Sollux, which we can assume included attempts to cause injury. Blinding Sollux and killing Feferi can be argued as self-defense, but he’d intended to sell the group out to Bec Noir knowing that they’d all have been killed if he did. Murdered the hell out of angels on LOWAA.
Feferi is an active participant in supplying her lusus with food. Doesn’t trap the cuttlefish or other critters out of maliciousness, but rather, because she thinks she’s helping them. Doesn’t make others help feed her lusus (Eridan volunteers). She was going to incapacitate/kill Eridan after he blinded Sollux, but was killed before she could do any damage. Killed brains (which seemed to be harmless) on LOBAF.

Just a note: Vriska used Sollux as a murder weapon to kill Aradia and her lusus. He didn’t decide to kill them on his own.

Yes and that too, thank you! I forgot to add that to her list.

Hmm, I’m reluctant to say Kanaya cut Tavros in half so that they could be replaced, because I’m pretty sure if you play her in AlterniaBound and talk to Equius, he mentions that she didn’t warn him? That’s what I remember, anyway. Even if it just slipped her mind, and wasn’t an act of maliciousness that came from her being jealous that Vriska liked him, he could have bled to death, especially if Equius truly wasn’t aware. 
Plus, there were probably better ways to give him the ability to walk without risking his life and cutting off reproductive organs which were important to the whole saving the troll race thing. Robolegs wouldn’t work for a spinal injury, anyway. Problem wasn’t legs. Spinal implants, anyone? But I’m getting off topic because that was more stupidity (most of it Hussie’s part tho) than anything. 
But yes, thank you for the corrections. 
(And Vriska’s abusing Tavros should be listed too. And I still don’t think she’s actually sorry for anything because everytime she’s said “sorry” so far she’s gone back to doing fucked up shit. I think she’s less sorry for doing fucked up shit and more for being upset at the consequences for it. But that’s me being nitpicky.)

Christ, it says a lot about whoever makes garbage charts like this that a person with no knowledge of Homestuck would think that fucking Tavros was one of (if not THE) most violent, cruel and horrible of all the trolls. How can anyone write this out, nod, and think ‘Yep, this is objective and unbiased. My job is done.’
And why did they add ‘B-but Vriska’s SORRY for wrongdoings!!!’ to hers when none of the others have it, in spite of the regret plenty of them felt for their actions? Equius felt a hell of a lot sorrier for failing to take action against Gamzee than Vriska did about using and abusing everyone around her, why doesn’t he get a ‘Actually sorry for being victim of extremely powerful highblood mind-control abilties’ note? Not to mention that blaming him completely for Nepeta’s death is pretty insulting to her, she’s not some baby who relied on him for protection.
Plus only using the word ‘murder’ for Terezi is pretty sus too. Gamzee and Vriska canonically murdered Equius, Nepeta and Tavros - Gamzee made the choice to murder the meowrails, and Vriska knew that Tavros posed no threat to her at all but decided to kill him anyway, rather than disarm him or just fly away. And I’m pretty goddamn certain that what Eridan did to Feferi and Kanaya was murder too, given that in Feferi’s case he was planning on betraying them (which would have killed them all) and in Kanaya’s case he aborted the goddamn baby-ball just to distract her before fatally shooting her.

i feel it should also be added that gamzee seriously regrets the killings and his awful actions, but due to his genes, cant stop without getting high.
i cant quite remember the page, but its in an interactive flash.

sailorbeefcake:

pupapancakes:

hallowedhorrors:

mizushimo:

hallowedhorrors:

mistress-kailynn:

THANK YOU

NAH, SON.

This chart is incorrect, incomplete, and appears to be kind of biased. Allow me to make some amendments.

  • Karkat tried to get Equius to kill Eridan and subdue/kill Gamzee (for the good of the group), and if we’re counting violence on animals, killed and ate hummingbirds on LOFAF. Has to duel his lusus regularly, is the one who ran the program responsible for the death of the groups’ lusii and that whole curse thing.

  • Aradia tricked Sollux into developing, distributing, and playing SGRUB, knowing that it would result in the annihilation of their planet/species and the deaths of several of their friends.

  • Tavros letting Vriska bleed out wasn’t an act of violence, he was just losing his shit over the situation and ran (flew) off.

  • Sollux tried to kill Eridan (for the good of the group) and dueled him prior to that, which we can assume included attempts to cause injury. His program didn’t kill ALL lusii, just their group’s, but did also curse them all. Is the one who ‘created’ and distributed SGRUB, but he was under the impression that they’d be preventing the apocalypse. Also had to duel his lusus regularly.

  • Nepeta didn’t kill fauna for the express purpose of painting, but rather, kills them for food and I think also sport/paint.

  • Kanaya drank Sollux’s blood too. Her killing Eridan was debatably an act of revenge, she punted Gamzee off a cliff by his junk, and later intended to kill him. Cut off Tavros’ legs w/o his consent (so that they could be replaced).

  • Terezi sent Scratch after Vriska, causing her to lose an eye and arm, and was going to maim/kill Gamzee in retribution for his abusing her. Does not use her blindness as an excuse to murder.

  • Vriska killed her lusus, can be held partially responsible for Aurthour’s, as well as any Eridan took from their FLARP sessions for Gl’bgolyb. Prompted Equius to make doomsday device(s) for Eridan.

  • Equius wasn’t responsible for Nepeta’s death, but could arguably be held accountable for accidental injuries he caused his lusus and partially responsible for Spidermom’s death, since he built the doomsday device that fell and crushed her.

  • Creating Tavrisprite isn’t really an act of violence in and of itself. Gamzee at least partially orchestrated the ruin of the kids’ session and subsequently that of their own. Is an abusive partner towards Terezi, but may have been being compelled by Aranea to behave as such.

  • Eridan killed trolls during FLARP with Vriska and/or can be considered co-murderer for the deaths of those Vriska fed to Spidermom. Dueled Sollux, which we can assume included attempts to cause injury. Blinding Sollux and killing Feferi can be argued as self-defense, but he’d intended to sell the group out to Bec Noir knowing that they’d all have been killed if he did. Murdered the hell out of angels on LOWAA.

  • Feferi is an active participant in supplying her lusus with food. Doesn’t trap the cuttlefish or other critters out of maliciousness, but rather, because she thinks she’s helping them. Doesn’t make others help feed her lusus (Eridan volunteers). She was going to incapacitate/kill Eridan after he blinded Sollux, but was killed before she could do any damage. Killed brains (which seemed to be harmless) on LOBAF.

Just a note: Vriska used Sollux as a murder weapon to kill Aradia and her lusus. He didn’t decide to kill them on his own.

Yes and that too, thank you! I forgot to add that to her list.

Hmm, I’m reluctant to say Kanaya cut Tavros in half so that they could be replaced, because I’m pretty sure if you play her in AlterniaBound and talk to Equius, he mentions that she didn’t warn him? That’s what I remember, anyway. Even if it just slipped her mind, and wasn’t an act of maliciousness that came from her being jealous that Vriska liked him, he could have bled to death, especially if Equius truly wasn’t aware. 

Plus, there were probably better ways to give him the ability to walk without risking his life and cutting off reproductive organs which were important to the whole saving the troll race thing. Robolegs wouldn’t work for a spinal injury, anyway. Problem wasn’t legs. Spinal implants, anyone? But I’m getting off topic because that was more stupidity (most of it Hussie’s part tho) than anything. 

But yes, thank you for the corrections. 

(And Vriska’s abusing Tavros should be listed too. And I still don’t think she’s actually sorry for anything because everytime she’s said “sorry” so far she’s gone back to doing fucked up shit. I think she’s less sorry for doing fucked up shit and more for being upset at the consequences for it. But that’s me being nitpicky.)

Christ, it says a lot about whoever makes garbage charts like this that a person with no knowledge of Homestuck would think that fucking Tavros was one of (if not THE) most violent, cruel and horrible of all the trolls. How can anyone write this out, nod, and think ‘Yep, this is objective and unbiased. My job is done.’

And why did they add ‘B-but Vriska’s SORRY for wrongdoings!!!’ to hers when none of the others have it, in spite of the regret plenty of them felt for their actions? Equius felt a hell of a lot sorrier for failing to take action against Gamzee than Vriska did about using and abusing everyone around her, why doesn’t he get a ‘Actually sorry for being victim of extremely powerful highblood mind-control abilties’ note? Not to mention that blaming him completely for Nepeta’s death is pretty insulting to her, she’s not some baby who relied on him for protection.

Plus only using the word ‘murder’ for Terezi is pretty sus too. Gamzee and Vriska canonically murdered Equius, Nepeta and Tavros - Gamzee made the choice to murder the meowrails, and Vriska knew that Tavros posed no threat to her at all but decided to kill him anyway, rather than disarm him or just fly away. And I’m pretty goddamn certain that what Eridan did to Feferi and Kanaya was murder too, given that in Feferi’s case he was planning on betraying them (which would have killed them all) and in Kanaya’s case he aborted the goddamn baby-ball just to distract her before fatally shooting her.

i feel it should also be added that gamzee seriously regrets the killings and his awful actions, but due to his genes, cant stop without getting high.

i cant quite remember the page, but its in an interactive flash.

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rosedave:

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holmesstuck:

stuckonprospit:

misfitreindeer:

ccesamestreet:

spydercyde:

obsessionthenarglesmademedoit:

But why the last one thoughwhat am I not getting

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)
After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.
One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description) 
She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.
Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.
Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..
And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.

Then you should tell him the third one is really transphobic and kind of terrible.

either that or homophobic

pretty sure that would be why it’s on the “do not write” list.

lol, they were just waiting to be offended

holmesstuck:

stuckonprospit:

misfitreindeer:

ccesamestreet:

spydercyde:

obsessionthenarglesmademedoit:

But why the last one though
what am I not getting

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)

After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.

One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description) 

She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.

Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.

Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..

And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.

Then you should tell him the third one is really transphobic and kind of terrible.

either that or homophobic

pretty sure that would be why it’s on the “do not write” list.

lol, they were just waiting to be offended

opal-confinement:

GIVEAWAY!!!

Hey guys I’m doing a giveaway for my 666 followers

What you’ll win:
$15 gift card
$10 gift card
Pink Floyd patch
Tumblr famous patch
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Attack On Titan jacket
Attack On Titan straps
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Rules:
have to be following me
More Reblogs mean Your more likely to be picked
Send 5 fun facts about yourself for extra points as well


Good Luck guys
I’ll pick the winner on August 23

alphasapphiree:

ihavetoomanyfeelstobealive:

officialkrudd:

brendanwtf:

moonfalora:

theboyofcheese:

thenewavengers:

paper-snow-a-ghost:

This, ladies and gentlemen, is what you get when you stand up to a man who beats his young girlfriend in public. Not the black eye, not the broken nose, but the sense of being a fucking great human being.

I’m sorry but I don’t think this story is true.
I’d like to believe it’s true! Trust me! I’d love a nice feel good story to make me feel good about the human race, but sadly, there are way too many things wrong with this story.
Either you were headbutted by a man with the smallest head in the world, or a Legoman. Your “black eye” should be swollen, your eyelids should be somewhat closed and your temple on the side of your head should be swollen too. A black eye is a serious thing, man. Your body doesn’t let that slide. I know people who’ve hit their eye and within an afternoon it’s ballooned up. The purple around your eye is the most suspicious part. Blood vessels don’t really adhere to one singular colour. There are yellows, reds, violets, and finally, purples. Your black eye looks like a very bad make up job.
You claim that the police got DNA from the headbutt to your nose. I’m not well versed in the practise of forensics, and I bet not a lot of people on Tumblr are, but a few things immediately stand out from your story: Your nose (and in extension, your face) goes through a lot of contaminates every day. Your face is exposed to the elements. Now, say you did have DNA on your face, who’s to say that wouldn’t be rubbed off by the rain? Or the wind? Or when you take off your clothes? How much DNA can you REALLY swab from a headbutt? Don’t you wear make up? Wouldn’t that contaminate it?
Why are the police getting a DNA sample if there was a witness right there? Surely a witness is enough to convict this guy? DNA samples are also really expensive, and take a lot of time! Why would they use on you when there are rape cases, murder cases, etc.
If you got hit in the nose, and this is my main point, wouldn’t you touch where you’d been hit, and therefore rub the DNA away? I don’t know about you but if I got hit, I would touch where I got hit to protect it. It’s a natural instinct.

Looking at your previous photos, the most jarring thing occurs. 
The top photo is taken merely FIVE DAYS after your broken nose post. Now, I’m pretty sure you’re not Wolverine, and you can’t heal a broken nose within five days. As you can see, I’ve placed the broken nose picture over a recent one, and there is honestly no difference in your nose. For something so prominent, it looks exactly the same. Where are the bandages? Where are the plasters? You’ve apparently broken your nose! Where’s the medical attention? 

I don’t like the look of your court letter. Why is such a serious document scrunched up so much? That’s a legal document that you need to keep hold of in your records, why does it look like you’ve ran it through your pocket a hundred and fifty times? There’s also no official seal, and no signature on the document, which means… Anyone could’ve written this. Fire up Microsoft Word, select Helvetica, and off we go… I understand you live in Weston Super Mare, and I know it’s a rough area, but still…


You’ve linked newspaper articles that are related to you.
But, why are the police appealing for witnesses? If they have his DNA, if the woman in question was right there, if you were right there, they have enough to convict him. That’s two witnesses and straight up DNA evidence, right? Then again, the newspapers you’re in aren’t exactly the BBC. You can submit stories to them with little to no evidence.

After talking to my medical student friend, she has the following to say on your “injury”. Please bear in mind that she’s going to become a doctor one day and has far more training that you and I. Me: Is that a real black eye?Her: No, not at all! It would be swollen. Not as even in colour, they start out red. Her nose is def not broken, she’d probably have two black eyes if it was. Bruises start red because it’s blood pooling, then as the iron in the blood changes it turn bluish black, then green, then yellow 
and not all at the same time - you get varying stages of colour. She wouldn’t even be able to open her eyes if someone headbutted her and broke her nose. So, there we go. Someone who will one day look after us all, and reads medical books has deemed this a fake injury, nice one.
But let’s move on from what is, or what isn’t and onto the post itself. Look, I get it. You’re a feminist, you want to fight for woman’s rights, you want to take down us men because we rule the world or whatever, but your post reeks of “Women are weak, I just stood up for a woman! I’m a woman! I fight! Men shouldn’t hit women! I sacrificed my body to prove a point!”Here’s a much better message you could send to the world:“How about no one hits anyone?”It’s all well and good saying women shouldn’t hit men, but if Tumblr has taught me anything it’s that gender is entirely fluid and therefore the bodies we find ourselves in may not be the ones that we wanted, and as a consequence, a woman hitting a man may actually be a woman identifying as a man hitting a man and now we’re onto a huge debate onto who is what in what body doing what with who, but let me focus: This story is false. The injury isn’t real. I’m highly doubtful of the events in question, and even if they did occur, screwing up your court letter and lying about what the police can do is not the way to make a name for yourself. Surely preaching equality through, “Can we all just not hit each other?” Rather than, “Men are pigs and they hit women!” would be a better way to go, but then again, you did put make up on your face and fabricate a whole story…

Holy shitdicks, I’ve just witnessed online detective shiznit.

Everytime I see this post on my dashboard, without the debunking, I make it a goal to find it and reblog it.

i can’t fucking stand people who go to such stupid lengths to fake a story for notes, especially for internet praise like jfc it’s one thing to fake a story because the scenario was funny. But fabricate a whole story to make believe you’re some kind of hero???? fuck u havent ya ever seen Sharktale????

dear followers, here’s the debunking!!

Thank god I wasn’t wrong about the black eye being fake

alphasapphiree:

ihavetoomanyfeelstobealive:

officialkrudd:

brendanwtf:

moonfalora:

theboyofcheese:

thenewavengers:

paper-snow-a-ghost:

This, ladies and gentlemen, is what you get when you stand up to a man who beats his young girlfriend in public. Not the black eye, not the broken nose, but the sense of being a fucking great human being.

I’m sorry but I don’t think this story is true.

I’d like to believe it’s true! Trust me! I’d love a nice feel good story to make me feel good about the human race, but sadly, there are way too many things wrong with this story.

  1. Either you were headbutted by a man with the smallest head in the world, or a Legoman. Your “black eye” should be swollen, your eyelids should be somewhat closed and your temple on the side of your head should be swollen too. A black eye is a serious thing, man. Your body doesn’t let that slide. I know people who’ve hit their eye and within an afternoon it’s ballooned up.
    The purple around your eye is the most suspicious part. Blood vessels don’t really adhere to one singular colour. There are yellows, reds, violets, and finally, purples. Your black eye looks like a very bad make up job.
  2. You claim that the police got DNA from the headbutt to your nose. I’m not well versed in the practise of forensics, and I bet not a lot of people on Tumblr are, but a few things immediately stand out from your story:
    • Your nose (and in extension, your face) goes through a lot of contaminates every day. Your face is exposed to the elements. Now, say you did have DNA on your face, who’s to say that wouldn’t be rubbed off by the rain? Or the wind? Or when you take off your clothes? How much DNA can you REALLY swab from a headbutt? Don’t you wear make up? Wouldn’t that contaminate it?
    • Why are the police getting a DNA sample if there was a witness right there? Surely a witness is enough to convict this guy? DNA samples are also really expensive, and take a lot of time! Why would they use on you when there are rape cases, murder cases, etc.
    • If you got hit in the nose, and this is my main point, wouldn’t you touch where you’d been hit, and therefore rub the DNA away? I don’t know about you but if I got hit, I would touch where I got hit to protect it. It’s a natural instinct.
  3. Looking at your previous photos, the most jarring thing occurs.

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    The top photo is taken merely FIVE DAYS after your broken nose post. Now, I’m pretty sure you’re not Wolverine, and you can’t heal a broken nose within five days.
    As you can see, I’ve placed the broken nose picture over a recent one, and there is honestly no difference in your nose.

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    For something so prominent, it looks exactly the same. Where are the bandages? Where are the plasters? You’ve apparently broken your nose! Where’s the medical attention? 

  4. I don’t like the look of your court letter.

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    Why is such a serious document scrunched up so much? That’s a legal document that you need to keep hold of in your records, why does it look like you’ve ran it through your pocket a hundred and fifty times?
    There’s also no official seal, and no signature on the document, which means…
    Anyone could’ve written this.
    Fire up Microsoft Word, select Helvetica, and off we go…
    I understand you live in Weston Super Mare, and I know it’s a rough area, but still…

  5. You’ve linked newspaper articles that are related to you.

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    But, why are the police appealing for witnesses? If they have his DNA, if the woman in question was right there, if you were right there, they have enough to convict him. That’s two witnesses and straight up DNA evidence, right?
    Then again, the newspapers you’re in aren’t exactly the BBC. You can submit stories to them with little to no evidence.

  6. After talking to my medical student friend, she has the following to say on your “injury”. Please bear in mind that she’s going to become a doctor one day and has far more training that you and I.

    Me: Is that a real black eye?
    Her: No, not at all! It would be swollen. Not as even in colour, they start out red. Her nose is def not broken, she’d probably have two black eyes if it was. Bruises start red because it’s blood pooling, then as the iron in the blood changes it turn bluish black, then green, then yellow 
and not all at the same time - you get varying stages of colour. She wouldn’t even be able to open her eyes if someone headbutted her and broke her nose.

    So, there we go. Someone who will one day look after us all, and reads medical books has deemed this a fake injury, nice one.
  7. But let’s move on from what is, or what isn’t and onto the post itself.

    Look, I get it. You’re a feminist, you want to fight for woman’s rights, you want to take down us men because we rule the world or whatever, but your post reeks of “Women are weak, I just stood up for a woman! I’m a woman! I fight! Men shouldn’t hit women! I sacrificed my body to prove a point!”

    Here’s a much better message you could send to the world:

    “How about no one hits anyone?”

    It’s all well and good saying women shouldn’t hit men, but if Tumblr has taught me anything it’s that gender is entirely fluid and therefore the bodies we find ourselves in may not be the ones that we wanted, and as a consequence, a woman hitting a man may actually be a woman identifying as a man hitting a man and now we’re onto a huge debate onto who is what in what body doing what with who, but let me focus:

    This story is false. The injury isn’t real. I’m highly doubtful of the events in question, and even if they did occur, screwing up your court letter and lying about what the police can do is not the way to make a name for yourself.

    Surely preaching equality through, “Can we all just not hit each other?” Rather than, “Men are pigs and they hit women!” would be a better way to go, but then again, you did put make up on your face and fabricate a whole story…

Holy shitdicks, I’ve just witnessed online detective shiznit.

Everytime I see this post on my dashboard, without the debunking, I make it a goal to find it and reblog it.

i can’t fucking stand people who go to such stupid lengths to fake a story for notes, especially for internet praise like jfc it’s one thing to fake a story because the scenario was funny. But fabricate a whole story to make believe you’re some kind of hero???? fuck u havent ya ever seen Sharktale????

dear followers, here’s the debunking!!

Thank god I wasn’t wrong about the black eye being fake

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anyone want an extra hour in this ball pit?

anyone want an extra hour in this ball pit?

white boy sexual tension

white boy sexual tension

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phantonhives:

kuroshitsuji 2 has the best official art

phantonhives:

kuroshitsuji 2 has the best official art

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yoreeba:

ca-tsuka:

moonanimate:

Enjoy. :)

"Moon Animate Make Up" = Sailor Moon episode 38 re-animated by over 200 fans from all around the world.

this is my new favorite work of art…

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fullten:

iampunkassbetch:

You know what to do, internet.

News story about him here

fullten:

iampunkassbetch:

You know what to do, internet.

News story about him here

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theworldsmental:

rainbownova:

agiantsackofpotatoes:

jimfaindel:

ohmydearray:

HE DID IT. (x)

He started in 2011, and it finally ended.

"Oh sweet, I beat it."

THATS LEGIT ALL HE FUCKING SAYS. HE SAYS IT WITH THE CALMEST VOICE EVER EVEN THOUGH HE’S BEEN SCREAMING FOR 4 FUCKING YEARS OKHE LITERALLY PLAYS IT THROUGH AND THEN HE JUST “oh sweet, i beat it” WHAT THE FUCK

He spent the last four years bleeding out his soul for a square. That is the reaction of a broken man.

theworldsmental:

rainbownova:

agiantsackofpotatoes:

jimfaindel:

ohmydearray:

HE DID IT. (x)

He started in 2011, and it finally ended.

"Oh sweet, I beat it."

THATS LEGIT ALL HE FUCKING SAYS. HE SAYS IT WITH THE CALMEST VOICE EVER EVEN THOUGH HE’S BEEN SCREAMING FOR 4 FUCKING YEARS OK
HE LITERALLY PLAYS IT THROUGH AND THEN HE JUST “oh sweet, i beat it” WHAT THE FUCK

He spent the last four years bleeding out his soul for a square. That is the reaction of a broken man.

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