hi-nu-roly:

chongotheartist:

theyatemytailorr:

never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry

i love you chongo

(via opal-confinement)

hes beautiful

terrible-beauty:

IM SO SATISFIED

(via butty--barnes)

uwaaaah:

#this comic went places

(via opal-confinement)

orangelemonart:

frrostbytte:

This is literally one of the best pieces of writing I’ve ever come across in my life.

i wish the spiders in this book had been that cute

orangelemonart:

frrostbytte:

This is literally one of the best pieces of writing I’ve ever come across in my life.

i wish the spiders in this book had been that cute

(via thedolphinqueen)

rigdondemsley:

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

rigdondemsley:

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

(via be-nice-to-the-npcs)

timeanddivision:

marvelous-freeman:

fieldbears:

redvinesgiraffe:

democracykills:

swaggersbackto-theimpala:

I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW

it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit

GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL

WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON

Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there’s 145 million years separating them both, this post is a palaeontological disaster.

madcarnival

(via spoopy-spoop)

gayvid-bowie:

♔ ♕ ♚ ♛follow for more Soft Euroscepticism ☢ ☤ ☥ ☦ ☧ ☨ ☩

(via heythereitssaffron)

yougotvexed:

reasons to let me cuddle you:

  • I will stick my cold hands all over your body
  • I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises
  • I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ
  • nuzzling???
  • I will be smiling the whole time
  • you’re warm and I’m not
  • let me leech your heat
  • please

(via heythereitssaffron)

anime joke (((only hardcore anime fans will get)

boythroat:

rika furude, homura akemi, and kaworu nagisa walk into a bar

rika furude, homura akemi, and kaworu nagisa walk into a bar

rika furude, homura akemi, and kaworu nagisa walk into a bar

(via homumado)

furbearingbrick:

vampirequeeneffeffia:

rita-haxx:

Fucking Christ

These are technically still facts.

buzzkill facts totally need to be a thing

(via drocell-keinz-fair-lady)

swordsagainstdeath:

ask meme: put three things in my askbox that look like they could be part of an ask meme, but in truth are just a string of barely-related words/letters. i will answer them somehow.

some examples:

  • apple juice, marigold, J
  • 37, mint chip, periwinkle
  • tesseract, tin can, bulb

(via captoring)

charlesoberonn:

Hussie just added “2009” to the first page of Homestuck for no reason whatsoever.

i really do like the fact that, what actually probably happened here was Hussie noticed his mistake and decided to correct it, but immediately, all i see in the tags is ‘suspicious’
also, theory, inbound,
he started with a specific date and year, so he is probably going to end with a specific date and year

charlesoberonn:

Hussie just added “2009” to the first page of Homestuck for no reason whatsoever.

i really do like the fact that, what actually probably happened here was Hussie noticed his mistake and decided to correct it, but immediately, all i see in the tags is ‘suspicious’

also, theory, inbound,

he started with a specific date and year, so he is probably going to end with a specific date and year

(via squeezedoutofmiracles)

itsmemacleod:

callmebliss:

cobblestones-brokenbones:

okhaley:

127-lbs:

the-jackals:

tedbre:

thejamesboyle:

caluummhood:

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

this was why they put the reblog button on the bottom of posts

I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SEE LINDSAY LOHAN OR SOME SHIT WOW

Always reblog because perfection.

I was waiting for the stupid patrick thing but yay the real post. love it.

This is sacred

OHMYZOD IT’S BACK

I REMEMBER WHEN THIS HAD 10000 NOTES AND I HAD TO TAKE THE TIME AND SCROLL ALL THE WAY BACK UP TO REBLOG

(via tori-the-awesome)

chaos7:

panhikattack:

chaos7:

new aesthetic: man covered in cacti, surrounded by confused police

image

I don’t understand this aesthetic.

neither do the police

(via coin-operated-droid)