gamzee-and-tavros:

lessmetamorebeta:

gamzee-and-tavros:

if jade harley starts daydreaming would she be
spacing out

#NoBecauseShesDead

that was actually one of the original tags im not sure if u knew that but thanks for the addition

I’m on a tablet but now I feel dumb

starishforyou:

Deem Puns ヾ(@°▽°@)ノ

starishforyou:

Deem Puns ヾ(@°▽°@)ノ

gamzee-and-tavros:

if jade harley starts daydreaming would she be
spacing out

#NoBecauseShesDead

the-green-of-your-eyes:

Why was David Guetta kicked out of the orchestra

Why?

flutebrute:

Maybe we should mount a frack on Titan!

How the fuck can a moon have oil if there was never any organic matter there?

flutebrute:

Maybe we should mount a frack on Titan!

How the fuck can a moon have oil if there was never any organic matter there?

acklesalecki:

slothlifechoseme:

runyouclevertimelord:

spankmeniall:

lizziefaguire:

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY IRKS ME ABOUT AUSTRALIANS

THEY CALL MCDONALDS “MACCAS” 

WHY

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you drongos dont understand ok. we go to the servo for fuel, we go to maccas for burgers and we go to the bottle-o for grog.

Wait, what the hell is grog?

i feel like somebody insulted me in a foreign language and then continued to insult me even though i don’t understand

"You idiot don’t understand, we go to the garage for gas, MacDonald’s for burgers, and the pub for beer’

(via pineapplemilkshake)

iamnotover:

hungoverandhard-up:

robynjaja:

This is one of the most adorable comics I’ve ever read

I’ve been waiting for this to pop back up on my dashboard.. we are way too hard on ourselves.

YES, EVERYONE!! Read this! You’re wonderful!

the original artist at least could have credited fruits basket :(

(via visor-of-artorias)

teamladsximpala:

arthurkirklandofficial:

kyriankreep:

mollyiscoolokay:

The year is 3000, my great great great grand daughter isn’t fine at all and freddos are £4 each

#the dfs sale is still on though

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i dont know whats happening in this post

come on brothers.

lets take this knob to the pub and make him

one of us.

(via the-amazing-spidergirl)

adrnired:

notdave:

adrnired:

notdave:

me and adrnired comparing hands looks how small hers are haha nerd

this just in tumblr user notdave has yaoi hands

my hands are proportional it’s not my fault ur a tiny fucking NERD

big news everyone tumblr user notdave is also a big meanie pants

You two should fuck.

adrnired:

notdave:

adrnired:

notdave:

me and adrnired comparing hands looks how small hers are haha nerd

this just in tumblr user notdave has yaoi hands

my hands are proportional it’s not my fault ur a tiny fucking NERD

big news everyone tumblr user notdave is also a big meanie pants

You two should fuck.

(via death-note-angel)

llttlemermaid:

NO MERCY FOR ABUSERS

NO MERCY FOR RAPISTS

PROTECT WOMEN AT ALL COSTS

NO

PROTECT EVERYONE AT ALL COSTS

OKAY GOOD.

(via hipthrustingotps)

cloudstrifespenis:

finalfantasyfanatic:

Sephiroth, Cloud Strife, Lightning and Noctics all have their own perfume

but what do they smell like?

regret

cloudstrifespenis:

finalfantasyfanatic:

Sephiroth, Cloud Strife, Lightning and Noctics all have their own perfume

but what do they smell like?

regret

invisible-green:

wor-kout:

lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

HAHAH

Haha this just killed me :-D

good.

invisible-green:

wor-kout:

lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

HAHAH

Haha this just killed me :-D

good.

yeah but real talk for a second, is it gay to say id fuck my best friend if he were a girl?

rhymewithrachel:

come join the survey corps

(via clubs-duecesyou)

escapedgoat:

xxvalleygirlxx:

When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice

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When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice

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(via bearholdt)